Office Worker Beaten Up After Telling Colleagues ‘This Year is Flying By’

Office Worker Beaten Up After Telling Colleagues 'This Year is Flying By'

A MALE office employee was recovering in hospital with multiple fractures and third degree burns after his co-workers beat him up before setting him on fire after he made the grave error of telling everyone in the workplace, “This year is flying by, isn’t it?”

Bosses at the unnamed office say the 34-year-old worker fully deserved his punishment, thought to have been carried out by mostly female co-workers.

One of the firm’s bosses told Dafty News: “We can confirm one of our employees was admitted to hospital and is currently in a critical condition. We don’t expect him to be back at work anytime soon, which is a blessing as he is an absolute pain in the arse.”

It’s not the first time an office worker has been badly beaten up by his colleagues. In July 2016 co-workers tied up one of their colleagues and left him for dead after he dared spoil the ending of a current Netflix series to everyone on his office floor.

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