DEAR LEADER Kim Jong-un said to be ecstatic after it was announced he is to be one of the judges on X-Factor, it has been revealed.
It is understood the dictator is to replace one judge but sources say he could make himself the only judge but so far he hasn’t decided on what type of punishment he wants to carry out on other members of the panel.
Sources close to North Korea’s leader told our reports in an exclusive fly-on-the-wall documentary: “Our Dear Leader wants to put Cheryl Fernandez-Versini in a hard labour camp but feels she already looks like somebody who has already endured two years’ hard stint.
“However, he has plans to publicly flog Simon Cowell before executing him at a live parade. He feels the show needs something fresh and a shot through the middle of Cowell’s head will be perfect.”
Asked what Kim Jong-un will do with the contestants, our source replied: “Oh, he’ll get them to sing…then just kill them. It should be fun.”