“It is solely your responsibility to look after yourself,” say NHS bosses.
UK DESCENDED into a health farce after the NHS announced they will refuse to operate on those who have self-inflicted, it has emerged.
NHS chiefs said they will ‘no longer be operating on individuals who have clearly not looked after themselves properly’ with Facebook users being top of the banned list.
NHS made this statement outside their headquarters:
“If you binge on Facebook then do not come to us to help you. It will be your fault that you have gotten yourself into this state.”
Meanwhile NHS say they will continue to give top priority to those who run 8K every morning, have an exact Body Mass Index and have a life expectancy of 105.