US President, Donald Trump, last night hit back at the American football stars who have been protesting against recent racial injustices by kneeling during the national anthem before games.
Trump told a Republican party rally last night: “These NFL sonsofbitches are disrespecting our flag, our country, and worst of all, they are disrespecting the gallantry I would have undoubtedly shown in the Vietnam war if my deferral hadn’t come through before I could kick Cong ass.
“Had it not been for that bone spur in my foot, I would undoubtedly have been decorated many, many times for acts of heroism, above and beyond the call of duty, and these un-American, football-playing fags would do well to remember that.
“Aso, I wouldn’t have got my ass captured like that loser John McCain either. On the contrary, it’s only that damn foot condition of mine that saved literally hundreds of Cong from certain death”
Trump also lashed out at the critics demanding that he produce the medical records, including x-rays, that prove that his alleged condition was genuine.
“I have no idea where they are so you’ll just have to take my word for it. The same goes for my tax return by the way”
In other related news, former president, George W Bush, was overheard calling Trump, “A fucking retard” at a recent dinner party with family and friends in Atlanta, Georgia.