A MUST-have for Christmas this year for all those sporty fans is the brand new Angry Fitbit that beeps every time you run past an arsehole.
Makers of the Fitbit say they produced the Angry Fitbit due to a demand from runners who would find themselves being rudely blocked by idiots on paths who refuse to move out the way as the runner battled on with their 6K runs.
A spokesperson for the Fitbit told Dafty News: “You can set the notifications to mild or extreme arsehole. It’s a great way of getting back at all those really annoying twats we meet in life, especially the ones we meet when we go out jogging.”
The good news is the Fitbit is economically priced, nice to wear and comes with easy-to-read instructions to make your running journey as smooth and as comfortable as possible. Giving you more room to hate everyone you pass.