The online world descended into chaos this morning after major laptop brands were forced to recall many of its users due to their inability to spell properly or make any cohesion with sentences, it has emerged.
One leading laptop brand told our reporters: “When we sell our models we do expect a certain level of consistency in the way people use grammar and punctuation.
“Unfortunately our records have shown around 99.9% of those who use a laptop can’t string a sentence together without our inbuilt spellchecker going into meltdown.
“We have no option but to recall laptop users where we will carry out tests before throwing them upside down into an incinerator.”
Tech gurus say online platforms such as WordPress and Facebook produce the largest amount of writers with very low-level and no quality writing ability whatsoever.