MILLIONS of British men were accused of laziness after it emerged one in two households still haven’t written out their Christmas cards yet, with experts predicting all men will miss the first-class post deadline.
Speaking exclusively to Dafty News, a Christmas card expert told us: “It’s ridiculous how long it takes a bloody man to write a card and pop it in the post these days.”
Last year it was estimated around 10 billion cards never reached their destination due to a mix of circumstances including, “Did you not get your card yet, mate? That post office must have lost it,” and, “We sent ours away at the beginning of December. Yours must have gone to someone else then.”
It’s not the first time a man has fucked up around the Christmas holidays.
In 1845 a man returned home from an all-day bender to find his wife had already put up all the decorations; leaving him chore-free but suffering the silent treatment all the way through until January.