Men who moisturise secretly want to wear a pretty dress, claims report

Men who moisturise secretly want to wear a pretty dress, claims report
by Danny SoZ

A recent study conducted among men aged between 18 and 40 who use a facial moisturiser has revealed that all of those surveyed secretly harbour a desire to wear a pretty dress while running through a wheat field, giggling as the ears of corn brush against their bare legs.

The report then goes on to reveal that ‘moisturists’ also take a covert keen interest in interior design, fashion, and the lives and loves of famous actors and actresses.

According to the report conducted by Woman’s Realm magazine, they tend to dislike contact sports, such as rugby league and boxing, but enjoy watching synchronised swimming and artistic gymnastics with their mums during the Olympics.

The report comes two weeks after another in-depth study revealed that women in their 20s who regularly use anti-ageing products will still look like shit on a stick when they pass the 50 mark.

 

 

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