Man Wants to Sue Lotto After Not Winning Euromillions ‘Ruined His Life’

A 48-YEAR-OLD lotto fanatic says he plans to sue Lotto after his life was ruined by not winning the jackpot, it has emerged.

The disgruntled man spoke to Dafty News earlier this morning. He said: “Lotto messed up my life completely. Because I haven’t won the big prize it has meant I cannot afford a Lamborghini, a mansion and a string of beautiful wives half my age.”

The unnamed unemployed father-of-six said he had no option but to seek legal advice after his life descended further into a spiral of always being skint and totally miserable after his tickets failed to notch up a single win.

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