Man ‘Hard as Fuck’ After Watching Mayweather-McGregor Trash-Talk Press Conferences

Man 'Hard as Fuck' After Watching Mayweather-McGregor Trash-Talk Press Conferences
by Dafty News

A 54-YEAR-OLD man was said to be ‘hard as fuck’ after he watched all the trash-talk press conferences involving Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor to promote the up-and-coming ‘fight of the century’ on August 26th.

The man, who stayed up late to watch the Toronto and New York conferences which were beamed live across the globe, claimed his ‘hardness’ after downing a total of 24-cans of ALDI Superstrength Lager – which was on a special offer – whilst watching the London conference.

A close friend of the man told our reporters: “He’s really up for it. He got fired up after watching UFC fighter McGregor rip into Floyd Mayweather. He started shadow boxing after four cans then after the 12th one he reckoned he could take both fighters on.”

It’s not the first time a man of his age has claimed to be something special after watching the TV. In September last year, a 23-stone man with breathing difficulties and a drinking problem claimed he was better than half the Arsenal side after they dropped points in a home game.






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