Local woman battered partner following basmati rice boasting incident court told

by Danny SoZ

A 49-year-old Whitechapel woman was given a 2-year suspended sentence at Bow Street Magistrates Court yesterday after pleading guilty to Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm after the court heard that she had attacked her partner with a cast iron skillet after he’d boasted that his method of cooking basmati rice was far better than hers and that she was unwilling to change, what he had called, her tired and antiquated method.

Tracy Carter, a company director from Vallance Road, told the court that she had “snapped” when her partner, Toby Dell, a commodities broker, 28, made the remarks after he had cooked a delicious serving of rice in which every grain was fluffy and separate, unlike the homogenous, starchy stodge she would routinely come up with week in, week out.

Passing sentence, the magistrate told Ms Carter: “You are clearly a bad-tempered, violent, and intolerant individual who has absolutely no grasp of the concept of rinsing the rice thoroughly to get rid of the starch before cooking covered for 15 minutes, or until all the water has been absorbed.”

Last December, Ms Dell was bound over in the sum of £250 and ordered to keep the peace after stabbing Mr Dell in the buttocks with a carving fork after he’d advised her to cook the roast chicken on its side to keep the breast moist and succulent.



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