Lewis Hamilton in renewed bid to become British sport’s most arrogant cockwomble

Lewis Hamilton in renewed bid to become British sport's most arrogant cockwomble
by Danny SoZ

World Formula 1 world champion, Lewis Hamilton, is once again bidding to become the biggest and most arrogant little cockwomble in the world of British sport after narrowly losing out to Manchester United striker, Zlatan Ibrahimovic in a thrilling, close-run contest last year.

Speaking from Sao Paulo in Brazil earlier, where Hamilton will no doubt win the Brazilian Grand Prix on the basis that his car has all the best electronic bits in it, the 4 times world champion told us: “If I don’t win the arrogant cockwomble crown this year I shall want to know the reason why.

“I’ve already flaunted my wealth and world champion status to the max by posing alongside my private jet and by avoiding payment of millions in income tax.

“I’ve also lost count of the number of times I’ve flounced out of press interviews with a face like a smacked arse after losing a race and blaming everything from premature tyre degradation to the Mercedes firm’s cat.

“I’ve even hinted that I have a passing interest in black human rights and written an atrocious poem about Princess Di for God’s sake.

“I mean, it doesn’t get more irritating and in-your-face arrogant than that surely”

Despite being a short-odds favourite to take the crown this year, Hamilton faces stiff competition from cycling legend, Sir Bradley Wiggins, and Manchester United soccer boss, Jose Mourinho, who are 10/1 and 5/4 respectively




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