The last man left alive on the war-torn continent of Africa was killed in a tragic accident last night when he fell down a manhole outside a nightclub in Kenyan capital, Nairobi.
The unnamed man was believed to have been helping himself to drinks in the bar prior to the accident.
It is understood, that due to the fact that the continent is now completely devoid of inhabitants, nobody will be suing the local council.
Sir Richard Branson is now believed to be interested in turning the place into a large car lot. A bit like Car Giant in London’s, White City.