THE music world was ecstatic last night after boy band One Direction were forced to pull out of their Belfast gig, leaving thousands of hysterical 3-year-old girls devastated.
Spokesperson for the Anti-crap Manufactured Music Group said of the cancellation: “All of us were elated that One Direction had to pull out.
“What’s even more brilliant is the arena was packed with little girls all clutching their One Direction memorabilia with only minutes to go then their world collapsed.”
It is understood the band were forced to pull out of the gig after one of its members refused to stop playing on his X-box in the dressing room minutes before they were due on stage.
Reports say his mother has stopped his pocket money and grounded him for a week after he refused to pull his trousers up and entertain fans.