Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous bondage session with blow-up sex doll

Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous bondage session with blow-up sex doll
by Danny SoZ

Controversial Tory MP, Jacob Rees-Mogg was admitted to a London hospital last night after a kinky bondage session with an inflatable sex doll went disastrously wrong.

Arch-brexiteer, Rees-Mogg, received a number of injuries after the doll, which he had chained to the bed, exploded when he leapt on top of it wearing spiked underpants.

A spokesman for London Ambulance said last night: “Mr Rees-Mogg was in a bad way when our crew found him.

“He was suffering from blast-related injuries and had deep bruising to his back after hitting the ceiling following the explosion.

“I’m afraid his spiked underpants were almost completely destroyed in the blast so one of the crew in attendance threw them in the bin.”

This latest incident is the 2nd recent sex-related injury sustained by a Conservative MP and comes just a week after former Party leader, Ian Duncan Smith, had a vibrating love egg surgically removed from his colon after an incident in his home when he allegedly, “sat down on it by accident”

If you’re a Conservative politician and you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in this piece, then all we can say is that we’re not in the least bit surprised – Ed

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