ISIS Fighters to Strip for Charity Calendar

Terror group hope to cash in this Christmas by bearing all for the 2016 Terror Calendar, it has emerged.

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What an ISIS calendar could look like this Christmas (models not connected to ISIS).

Spokesperson for the gruesome prospect said this morning:

“We need to raise cash so we can take over more regions and cause more widespread fear.”

Hopes were thought to be dashed as not many of ISIS’ supporters believe in Christmas but British newspaper the Daily Mail look certain to help the terror organization by giving them even more exposure.

Close aide to ISIS and the Daily Mail said: “It is clear ISIS will need to stand on their own two feet once the US look to recruit another group to carry out their agenda and naked Christmas calendars look like the way to go.”

 

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