IQ test not capable of measuring my enormous brain power, says Donald Trump

IQ test not capable of measuring my enormous brain power, says Donald Trump
by Danny SoZ

US President, Donald Trump, has now backed away from an IQ test showdown with Secretary of State, RexTillerson, claiming that the current Intelligence Quotient test is incapable of accurately measuring the brain capacity of the people at the very high end of the scale such as himself.

Addressing a rally of supporters in Alabama last night, Trump said: “No test currently on the market can properly measure my brain waves, believe me.

“I’m so smart, that only myself or somebody equally gifted could design and build a machine capable of absorbing all the knowledge and smartness I have in my head.

“Other presidents around the world need to know that I’m the king of the hill when it comes to being smart. Especially the Canadian president, the French guy.

“He’s a sleazeball by the way. Have you seen the way he looks at my daughter? Mind you, I can’t blame the guy. If I was 10 years younger I’d date her myself, and then, who knows where it could lead. I mean, you can’t blame a guy for trying, right?”

A spokesman for the leading high IQ society, MENSA, responded last night: “Having observed President Trump over the tenure of his presidency, we would rank his IQ as being on a par with a small mammal, such as a bank vole or gibbon.”

 

 

 

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