AN INTERNET user literally brought the internet to a standstill yesterday after he was caught still using Yahoo! for searches, it has been confirmed.
It is understood the man, a 58-year-old builder’s labourer from East Kilbride, handed in his computer for a health check at nearby PC World; where staff working on his Toshiba Satellite found strange behaviour in the computer’s cache.
A spokesperson for the store told Dafty News this morning: “We found this guy’s browsing history and searching activity to be very concerning. The laptop is only six months old but it is being used as if we are still stuck in 2002.”
Dafty News managed to track the weird laptop owner. He told our reporters: “I’ve never tried Google. All my mates use it but I’ve just never really had the courage to.”
It’s not the first time an internet user has baffled the internet. In May earlier this year, a 40-year-old woman from Hornchurch in Essex was said to be the first person alive today who is still to proceed to checkout after selecting five items on Amazon.