90s pop icon, Feargal Sharkey, has told Dafty News of his deep attraction for Scottish Nationalist Party leader, Nicola Sturgeon, and reveals that he intends to sleep with her at some point this year.
The Good Heart Is Hard to Find singer, said: “Nicola is my dream woman. I know people say she looks like Jimmy Krankie but I don’t.
“For me, she’s female perfection and I intend to get my feet under her table later in the year with a view to giving her a good scuttling at some point in the coming months.
“Thus far, I’ve had to be content with pleasuring myself during her televised speeches in the Scottish Parliament but it’s a start”
Sharkey’s revelation comes just 2 weeks after fellow 90’s favourite, Tony Hadley out of Spandau Ballet, told a newspaper that he wants to give Tory politician, Jacob Rees-Mogg, “a bloody good portion” at some point during the coming summer.