Glasgow woman continues to suffer from chronic ailment despite years of whining on Facebook

by Danny SoZ

A 30-year-old woman from the Maryhill district of Glasgow is reportedly still suffering from a chronic illness which causes her to feel tired, listless and irritable, despite over 2 years of constant bellyaching about it on her Facebook page.

Mrs Tracy McDell has been posting daily, angst-ridden, attention-seeking updates about her condition since 2016 when she first began to feel slightly off-colour.

According to reports, she initially received a number of concerned messages on her status from FB friends, including requests for her to pm them.

However, after 6 months of bellicose whingeing, interest markedly waned and her constant bleating is now largely ignored.

Over the next few months, she was unfollowed by virtually everyone on her list, and it is believed that nobody has seen one of her self-pitying whine-fests for over 11 months

One of her oldest Facebook friends told us last night: “If you want my opinion, the reason for her feeling tired and irritable all the time is because she’s a bone-idle, miserable bitch who badly needs to get a grip.”

In other news, a  London man who constantly posts pictures of his meals was assaulted and beaten bloody in the street yesterday by a gang of Facebook friends who had traced him via the electoral register.



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