‘Freethinkers’ who base their worldview on things they read on the internet a bunch of arse hats report finds

'Freethinkers' who base their worldview on things they read on the internet a bunch of arse hats report finds
by Danny SoZ

A recent report from Oxford University has revealed that people who don’t believe the mainstream media and who form their political worldview by absorbing unsourced and wholly unsubstantiated material from odd little websites like Guido Fawkes and Infowars are arse hats with shit for brains.

'Freethinkers' who base their worldview on things they read on the internet a bunch of arse hats report finds
Fearmongering rife thanks to little unsubstantiated websites lurking in cyberspace

Professor Tobias Dell, who led the survey, told newsmen: “Our findings are absolutely conclusive in this area. Without any shadow of a doubt, people who prefer to base their view of the political landscape on odd little websites are arse hats of a very high order indeed.

“Our survey concludes that they are almost certainly feeble-minded fuckwits that wouldn’t be out of place in an 18th-century circus sideshow tent billed as, “The World’s Biggest Cockwomble”, having rotten fruit and bottles of stale piss flung at them”

The report comes hot on the heels of a survey by The University of Boston which found that people who believe everything they read in Russia Today spend an inordinate amount of time licking windows wearing their mum’s dressing gown.

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