Female Doctor Who Announced: Which Will Mean The Tardis Having Spotless Windows But ‘Unparkable’

Female Doctor Who Announced: Which Will Mean The Tardis Having Spotless Windows But 'Unparkable'
by Dafty News

DOCTOR WHO fans were mixed today after the announcement that the next Time Lord is to be a woman, with many having concerns that the famous Tardis will likely have its windows cleaned before a set of IKEA curtains will be draped.

A Doctor Who fan club spokesperson told Dafty News: “With a female Doctor Who, our very first, it could cause some problems.

“First of all, the Tardis really has to be parked properly upon landing in various times. It’s difficult for a female to be able to park in this current time and world, never mind a few thousand years back or in the future.”

Our very own Dafty News reporter Paul McDougall said he was concerned candles and cushions would be randomly placed around the Tardis.

It is understood part of the script will see any male who looks at the new female Doctor Who the wrong way, or even leaves the toilet seat up inside the Tardis, will see themselves being exterminated.

 

 

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