A FAMILY of four were said to be ecstatic this morning after stumbling on a nearby shopping mall that had FREE parking, it has emerged.
The family, thought to be an upper-class unit comprising of a really annoying mother, a boring husband and two very snobby and irritating children, began their hunt for a parking space when they visited the mall about three miles from their plush home.
Eyewitnesses say they watched the family saloon car circle the giant parking area before finally landing a space in the only free parking zone area adjacent to the mall.
One eyewitness told our reporters: “It was sickening to see the family find a rare space in the free parking area. You could see the joy on their faces, it was truly disturbing.”
More eyewitnesses were further subjected to the pain when the family got out of the car and celebrated by high-fiving each other in a very posh accent.