Facebook’s Slow Connection Ruined My Life, Claims Woman

Facebook's Slow Connection Ruined My Life, Claims WomanFacebook's Slow Connection Ruined My Life, Claims Woman
by Kat Ziegel

A 29-YEAR-OLD housewife from the Midlands in England claims her life has been left in tatters after Facebook ran into technical difficulties on Sunday night, leaving trillions of users locked out for two minutes.

The woman, looking very dishevelled and drained, had to wait an agonizing 120 seconds before finally being able to log in.

She told Dafty News this morning: “I am just now recovering from my ordeal. It left me traumatized being locked out for that length of time.”

It is not the first time a Facebook user has had to endure torture on a grand scale. In February this year, a 55-year-old fat balding male football supporter struggled to upload his winning betting coupon onto his status to show off to his friends. Facebook did not accept the file due to it not passing their ‘bullshit’ terms.

 

 

 

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