FACEBOOK users across the globe descended into deep depression and anxiety this afternoon after the social media site crashed, leaving half the planet’s population completely devastated.
The result of the crashed forced locked out users to have a normal life full of verbal conversation that included reality and honesty – for a whole three minutes.
The crash also sparked a flurry of ‘End of the World’ fears after housewives couldn’t log in to boast about their stupid little kids and their achievements.
Facebook made this statement as they urged calm:
“We are currently down for scheduled maintenance right now but we assure all our users you will be able to log in very shortly where you will be able to inform the world of your mundane lifestyles; with piss-poor below amateur status photography skills as you attempt to show your friends what you made the family for dinner.”
Meanwhile, loud Minute Warning sirens could be heard across much of the western world as the social media giant struggled with its crash issues.