Eurosport’s drone racing programme attracts lowest-ever viewing figures

Eurosport's drone racing programme attracts lowest-ever viewing figures
by Danny SoZ

Last night’s drone racing programme on Eurosport has recorded the lowest viewing figures since records began, it has been revealed.

The programme, which was screened at 23.30 last night and featured drones racing against each other, recorded just one solitary viewer.

Dafty News managed to track the man down last night.

Toby Dell, 28, from Whitechapel in East London, told us: “I only had it on while I was getting my leg over this really fit bird that I’d pulled earlier. I was hoping that the sheer tedium of it would stop me from blowing my custard too early.”

The previous holder of the unenviable record was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Biscuit Lovers Party in May 1957.

 

 

 

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