US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has been asked to have a rethink over his relationship with British Prime Minister Theresa May after the pair announced their engagement at a press conference.
Trump’s Vice President Mike Pence told Dafty News: “It’s a huge mistake for Donald and Theresa. Melania will go apeshit when she finds out — especially the cost of the ring.”
Trump’s camp have hit out at their commander in chief by warning him of the dangers of falling head over heels with a British woman.
One of Trump’s camp, who did not want to be identified, told our reporters: “British women are not like us Americans. They can be very nice and in a flash, they can lash out. They drink too much and about 99.9999% of British women are riddled with a range of personality disorders.”
Dafty News tried to contact Donald Trump and Theresa May but both were still in bed recovering from a heavy night on the booze following their party at a local community hall.
Meanwhile, bookmakers have stopped taking bets on Theresa May launching her ring into a river before taking one of her shoes off and dispatching it over Trump’s head after an all-day drinking spree.
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