Donald Trump Bans Buddhist Countries Over Fears Peace Could Break Out in America

Donald Trump Bans Buddhist Countries Over Fears Peace Could Break Out in America

BUDDHIST countries across the world were penned into the president’s executive order yesterday banning anyone born or travelling from any country that promotes spiritual practice, it has emerged.

US President Donald Trump fears the country could be attacked by peace and has made the necessary steps to prevent personal spiritual development and calm from spreading throughout the United States.

Trump made a statement outside The White House earlier this morning:

“Peace, love, understanding and calmness will not be tolerated in this great country. So, as from today, any individual or group travelling from any predominantly Buddhist country will be refused entry into the United States.”

It is understood Trump is petrified of a peaceful world without judgment and conflict.

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