David Haye Forced to Cancel Nail Appointment

David Haye Forced to Cancel Nail Appointment
by Dafty News

BOXER David Haye has apologized to his fans last night after getting one of his fingernails caught in the nylon fabric of his blouse, it has emerged.

Speaking to reporters at a press conference the heavyweight spoke with a heavy heart as he made this statement to his four fans: “It is with great regret that I’ve had to pull out of a nail polishing appointment due to a freak accident at training.

“I was getting dressed after a session punching a feathered pillow when my fingernail got caught in the inside of my sleeve on my blouse.

“I would like to extend my apologies to all the fans who have waited months to see me in the ring.”

It’s not the first time Haye has had to pull out of an important schedule.

In May 2016 the ‘Haymaker’ was forced to cancel a session with a knitting and sewing club after his American Tan tights ripped as he stepped onto a bus.




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