Daily Mail To Go Bust Once ISIS Goes Out Of Business

PAPER TALK—One of the world’s worst newspaper outlets, the Daily Mail, looks like going into liquidation in the near future, after experts predicted their downfall in connection with militant group ISIS’.

Daily Mail has a very disturbing obsession with ISIS, say experts.
Daily Mail has a very disturbing obsession with ISIS, say experts.

One expert said this morning in a statement:

“Apart from when Kim Kardashian gets a fatter arse, this despicable newspaper will cease to exist when CIA-backed and funded ISIS finally succumbs to the inevitable ‘surplus to requirements’.”

The paper ‘cannot live without ISIS,’ say more experts in the field of journalism.

“All the Daily Mail does now is show beheading videos, gay men being thrown off buildings, and mass grave images of ISIS executions. Without ISIS the Mail would simply go under,” said one unnamed journalism and reporting expert.

There can be little argument to the experts’ theories as the Mail Online is awash with ISIS propaganda. Some of the graphic content articles have been proved to be out of date and many believe some have even been doctored and faked as the propaganda machine goes into overdrive.

 

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