Dafty News Exclusive: Kim Jong-un made secret visit to Partick Thistle training ground

Dafty News Exclusive: Kim Jong-un made secret visit to Partick Thistle training ground
by Danny SoZ

In a bold move to ease tensions on the Korean peninsular, Dafty News can reveal that, North Korean despot, Kim Jong-un, has visited the training ground of iconic soccer giants, Partick Thistle, at their Maryhill training ground and spent 3 days with the team, where he proved very popular with the players and management alike, on one occasion joining in the 5-a-side where he scored with a spectacular diving header in the dying seconds.

The ‘Jags’ manager, Danny ‘English Bastart’ Soz told a DN reporter: “Kim was a great lad to be fair and a more than useful little winger.

“In fact, if he didn’t have to go back to North Korea to oversee a nuclear test, I’d have given him a place in our starting lineup this weekend.”

For more on this story go to our website and see pictures of Kim having a few pints with the lads in the clubhouse bar, playing pool with the team physio, joining in with dressing room banter before a match and chatting with Jags assistant manager, ‘Big Roan’ Aitchinson about the sad lack of racism on the terraces these days.

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