A HAPPY COUPLE have been slaughtered after being caught reading a book each in bed before retiring to a goodnight’s sleep, it has emerged.
The couple, thought to be a nice-looking successful man and woman, were slammed by internet trolls and relationship experts; with many hailing the images as ‘the most disturbing they’ve seen in a long while’.
Relationship expert Annabelle Hagelmyer voiced her concern as she told Dafty News: “This is disgusting. What couple these days reads books in bed before sleeping?
Calls for the married pair to act like normal couples have surfaced with leading relationship bodies ready to clamp down on intellectual and sophisticated activity at bedtime.
“Couples should be bickering with the woman turning over and showing her partner the unwelcome shoulder. There should also be loud arguments and the occasional things thrown from their night-stands such as a cold cup of coffee or a Take a Break magazine,” said a member of a leading relationship board.
It is understood reading a good book in bed is a thing of the past due to other more important activities such as faking an orgasm and continuously having cold feet despite wearing thick socks.