Concerns grow as Katie Price begins to recover following fall from horse

by Danny SoZ

There was widespread concern across the country earlier today when the hospital where topless modelling icon, Katie Price, is recovering following a bad fall from her horse yesterday reported that she is now, “on the mend”, and is expected to make a full recovery within days.

A number of people have expressed dismay at the news, including one woman we spoke to earlier in Whitechapel in East London. Tracy Carter, 37, told us: “This is a real blow. Everybody I’ve spoken to is absolutely gutted. I suppose this means we’ll all be treated to the attention-seeking, hard-faced little trollop showing up  again on Loose Women next week.”

A hospital spokesman told us earlier that the hospital has been inundated with cards, flowers and goodwill messages for the horse concerned.

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