Children of Brexiteers may be born with spinal curvature warn anthropologists

Children of Brexiteers may be born with spinal curvature warn anthropologists
by Danny SoZ

A team of anthropologists at The University of Swansea have warned that a future generation of children born to people who voted to leave the European Union may be born with a pronounced curvature of the spine, genetically inherited from parents who have been reduced to walking with their heads and bodies bowed as the full horror of what they have done finally dawns on them.

Professor Toby Dell PhD, told us: “Unfortunately, these youngsters will be disadvantaged from birth.

“Not only will they have a pronounced stoop when they walk, but they will also have a disproportionately small head to accommodate their genetically inherited tiny brain along with a shifty expression of misery and embarrassment due to the absolute clusterfuck their parents made of the country.”

Some political observers claim this particular birth defect already exists today in the form of the family of former Employment Minister, Norman Tebbit.

 

 

 

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