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And This Month’s DAFTA Award Winner Is…

January 13, 2016 Dafty News 0

THERE are tattoos and there are tattoos, and there are really daft moments you simply cannot sweep under the carpet; and this dafty will have to suck it up after revealing his Henry Hoover tattoo [continue reading]

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Levitation Asshole Wins DAFTA Award

October 3, 2015 Dafty News 0

Zimbabwe prophet Shepherd Bushiri wins this week’s DAFTA Award after his walking on air stunt not only oozes fakery of the highest order but is an embarrassment to human intelligence. However, his claims that ‘God blessed [continue reading]

This idiot gets what he deserves.He also picks up our DAFTA Award for his dafty antics.
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Bull Ring Dafty Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

July 10, 2015 Dafty News 0

And the winner of the coveted DAFTA Award goes to this idiot who thought it would be smart and gangsta-like to provoke a bull in front of a baying crowd. Watch as the young male [continue reading]

The Edge picks up this week's DAFTA Award.
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U2’s The Edge Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

May 18, 2015 Dafty News 0

DAFTA AWARDS—U2’s guitarist gathers his Pride after missing The Edge of the stage before free-falling into the audience. It was a Stuck in a Moment moment for the man regarded as the engine room of [continue reading]

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THE DAFTA Awards Winner Goes To …

March 2, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

THIS week’s DAFTA Award goes to a lady who has squandered her inheritance money on a guy she met online but has never actually set eyes on him. She says she’s ‘in love’ and is [continue reading]

Oh dear...what have I said? Eastenders' Tanya Branning makes ultimate soap gaff and picks up this week's DAFTA Award.
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Eastenders’ Tanya Branning Wins This Week’s DAFTA Award

February 19, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

IT was all go this week on the live broadcast of Brit soap Eastenders. We have a murder plot but more importantly we have one of the biggest gaffs ever seen on a British soap. [continue reading]

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DAFTA Award Winner Josie Cunningham

January 12, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

BOOB JOB SCROUNGER Josie Cunningham picks up this week’s DAFTA Award for her stunning new business enterprise charging £70-an-hour as a psychic.   Yes, the failed wannabe model claims she can talk to the dead, [continue reading]

Wobbly tears ink marks dad of five's stupidity after tattoo goes skull-thickery.
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Tattoo Dafty Wins DAFTA Award

January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

THE DAFTAS don’t get any better after another winner was awarded the ultimate trophy for complete daftyness when he tattooed his face using a print cartridge, then he tried to remove it by scratching and [continue reading]

Driver on a Chilean motorway's really stupid pile-high stunt earns a DAFTA prize.
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Motorists’ Mattress Stack Picks up DAFTA Award

January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

A MOTORIST in South America picks up this week’s DAFTA Award after he/she was filmed driving along a highway with a stack of mattresses and boxes piled on the roof of the car. The driver [continue reading]

Bouncing your to daftyness completely spaced out your head.
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Space Hopper Man Wins This Week’s DAFTA AWARD

January 7, 2015 Dafty Ed 0

POLICE in Dundee, Scotland, were given the unusual task of questioning a man bouncing along a road in the early hours of New Year’s Day. Witnesses say they saw a big balloon making its way [continue reading]

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