the dafta awards for really stupid people
THERE are tattoos and there are tattoos, and there are really daft moments you simply cannot sweep under the carpet; and this dafty will have to suck it up after revealing his Henry Hoover tattoo around his private area has forced the 21-year-old to live in a vacuum of regret. Lewis Flint, a barman from […]
Zimbabwe prophet Shepherd Bushiri wins this week’s DAFTA Award after his walking on air stunt not only oozes fakery of the highest order but is an embarrassment to human intelligence. However, his claims that ‘God blessed him with a private jet’ that miraculously no-one is allowed to see, qualifies him even more spectacularly as the asshole […]
And the winner of the coveted DAFTA Award goes to this idiot who thought it would be smart and gangsta-like to provoke a bull in front of a baying crowd. Watch as the young male taunts and teases the beautiful animal before getting his just reward. There can be no excuse for this kind of […]
DAFTA AWARDS—U2’s guitarist gathers his Pride after missing The Edge of the stage before free-falling into the audience. It was a Stuck in a Moment moment for the man regarded as the engine room of the Irish rock band. Was The Edge suffering from performing in a City of Blinding Lights or was his tumble […]
THIS week’s DAFTA Award goes to a lady who has squandered her inheritance money on a guy she met online but has never actually set eyes on him. She says she’s ‘in love’ and is ‘95% certain he is telling the truth’, despite wiring over a million dollars to the African continent to help him […]
IT was all go this week on the live broadcast of Brit soap Eastenders. We have a murder plot but more importantly we have one of the biggest gaffs ever seen on a British soap. In a conversation with Jane, Tanya asks how Adam was. Adam is the real name of the character Ian Beale. […]
BOOB JOB SCROUNGER Josie Cunningham picks up this week’s DAFTA Award for her stunning new business enterprise charging £70-an-hour as a psychic. Yes, the failed wannabe model claims she can talk to the dead, and she believes her price of 70-quid is fair. She also claims she ‘learned to channel her gifts‘ from watching […]
THE DAFTAS don’t get any better after another winner was awarded the ultimate trophy for complete daftyness when he tattooed his face using a print cartridge, then he tried to remove it by scratching and scraping his face with a cheese grater. In true thick-skulledness, the unemployed father-of-five says he struggles to find work. You […]
A MOTORIST in South America picks up this week’s DAFTA Award after he/she was filmed driving along a highway with a stack of mattresses and boxes piled on the roof of the car. The driver was seen driving near the town of Antofagasta in Chile. Here ya go, Señor/Señora – whatever your name is. You’re […]
POLICE in Dundee, Scotland, were given the unusual task of questioning a man bouncing along a road in the early hours of New Year’s Day. Witnesses say they saw a big balloon making its way through an underpass before discovering he was actually riding a space hopper. It is unclear if the man was trying […]