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Millions of Barclaycard holders eligible for free butt plugs

April 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

Banking giants, Barclay’s, have announced that a recently introduced scheme to encourage customers to sign up for one of their credit cards will include free butt plugs for anyone registering for a card before May [continue reading]

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Mini heatwave hits radio volume controls across UK

April 21, 2018 Dafty News 0

The recent hot spell has affected millions of radios across the country, causing them to emit ear-shattering, prolonged spells of pop music. People throughout the UK have been subjected to the cacophony of hideous din [continue reading]

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Local woman sick to the back teeth of husband chatting during foreplay

April 19, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 28-year-old Whitechapel woman has told Dafty News that her husband’s constant flow of idle chit-chat during heavy petting prior to sex is infuriating beyond belief and shows “a lack of respect” Speaking to us [continue reading]

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Man who shuns television has watched every episode of Coronation Street through binoculars for almost 50 years

April 18, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 70-year-old Glasgow man who hasn’t owned a television set since 1972 has been secretly watching Coronation Street from his bedroom for 46 years through a pair of powerful binoculars which he trains on the [continue reading]

Railway tunnel drama: Boy smiles at girl during WiFi signal interruption
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Railway tunnel drama: Boy smiles at girl during WiFi signal interruption

April 16, 2018 Dafty News 0

Reports have come in that a boy, aged about 17, smiled awkwardly at a teenaged girl sitting opposite him on a train to St Pancras station when their WiFi signal dropped out as they went [continue reading]

Local man finds comfort in realisation that mother-in-law will perish in forthcoming nuclear winter
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Local man finds comfort in realisation that mother-in-law will perish in forthcoming nuclear winter

April 13, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 53-year-old Whitechapel man is gaining solace from the fact that his mother-in-law will almost certainly be killed during any nuclear exchange between the Western allies and Russia. Toby Dell, a forklift truck driver from [continue reading]

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Zuckerberg accepts ‘total responsibility’ for dinner pics

April 12, 2018 Dafty News 0

Facebook supremo, Mark Zuckerberg, yesterday told a US joint Senate committee that he accepts full responsibility for millions of Facebook subscribers being subjected to photographs of other people’s dinners since the social media platform was [continue reading]

'Freethinkers' who base their worldview on things they read on the internet a bunch of arse hats report finds
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‘Freethinkers’ who base their worldview on things they read on the internet a bunch of arse hats report finds

April 12, 2018 Dafty News 0

A recent report from Oxford University has revealed that people who don’t believe the mainstream media and who form their political worldview by absorbing unsourced and wholly unsubstantiated material from odd little websites like Guido [continue reading]

'I've been drinking all my wages since 1983' claims Glasgow man
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‘I’ve been drinking all my wages since 1983’ claims Glasgow man

April 11, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 54-year-old heavy goods vehicle mechanic from Glasgow has made a startling confession to Dafty News that he has been drinking all his hard-earned wages since he left school and started working as an apprentice [continue reading]

Freed stab death pensioner appointed Sheriff of London
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Freed stab death pensioner appointed Sheriff of London

April 7, 2018 Dafty News 0

In a bid to stem the recent upsurge in gang-related crime in the capital, the 78-year-old man who was freed without charge yesterday after he stabbed an intruder to death in his South London home [continue reading]

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A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

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A dark trip down memory lane

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