Banking giants, Barclay’s, have announced that a recently introduced scheme to encourage customers to sign up for one of their credit cards will include free butt plugs for anyone registering for a card before May [continue reading]
The recent hot spell has affected millions of radios across the country, causing them to emit ear-shattering, prolonged spells of pop music. People throughout the UK have been subjected to the cacophony of hideous din [continue reading]
A 28-year-old Whitechapel woman has told Dafty News that her husband’s constant flow of idle chit-chat during heavy petting prior to sex is infuriating beyond belief and shows “a lack of respect” Speaking to us [continue reading]
A 70-year-old Glasgow man who hasn’t owned a television set since 1972 has been secretly watching Coronation Street from his bedroom for 46 years through a pair of powerful binoculars which he trains on the [continue reading]
Reports have come in that a boy, aged about 17, smiled awkwardly at a teenaged girl sitting opposite him on a train to St Pancras station when their WiFi signal dropped out as they went [continue reading]
A 53-year-old Whitechapel man is gaining solace from the fact that his mother-in-law will almost certainly be killed during any nuclear exchange between the Western allies and Russia. Toby Dell, a forklift truck driver from [continue reading]
Facebook supremo, Mark Zuckerberg, yesterday told a US joint Senate committee that he accepts full responsibility for millions of Facebook subscribers being subjected to photographs of other people’s dinners since the social media platform was [continue reading]
A recent report from Oxford University has revealed that people who don’t believe the mainstream media and who form their political worldview by absorbing unsourced and wholly unsubstantiated material from odd little websites like Guido [continue reading]
A 54-year-old heavy goods vehicle mechanic from Glasgow has made a startling confession to Dafty News that he has been drinking all his hard-earned wages since he left school and started working as an apprentice [continue reading]
In a bid to stem the recent upsurge in gang-related crime in the capital, the 78-year-old man who was freed without charge yesterday after he stabbed an intruder to death in his South London home [continue reading]
© Plan4 Media - Dafty News
