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The Whitechapel Mint Proudly Presents: The Bash-Ur-Mate. The Partner-Thumping Device That Everybody’s Talking About
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A Real Drum Kit that is silent when hammering it. An innovative idea to allow parents of teens to encourage creativity with imagination from our ‘Imagination with Creativity’ range of products. The silent drum kit includes: Indestructible drums Missing drumsticks Invisible foot pedal 1 non-crash cymbal 2 bells for life for those with campanology tendencies […]
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