BT, Virgin, and Sky in Race to Sign Big Fat Armchair Fan Ahead of Transfer Deadline

BT, Virgin, and Sky in Race to Sign Big Fat Armchair Fan Ahead of Transfer Deadline
by TALKDINHO
by TALKDINHO

A BIG FAT armchair football fan could smash the current British transfer record after three main subscription channels are thought to be homing in to capture what they believe will be the signing of the season so far.

The overweight, much-opinionated, lazy workshy man in his 40s, has spent the last four seasons watching English Premiership games on illegal streaming sites but the three main leaders  BT, Virgin, and Sky, believe they can persuade him to sign a year’s contract for £39.99 a month plus add-ons.

His agent told our reporters: “The offer is quite tempting from BT, Virgin, and Sky but we have other options available that we have to consider before the deadline closes tonight.”

It is understood the big fat armchair fan held talks yesterday with Kodi and Mobdro and at least five bit torrent sites.

 

 

 

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