BRITONS today will mark the International Day of Happiness by moaning, complaining, moping around the house all day, and generally acting like they do every other day – complete and utter miserable gits, it has been revealed.
Millions plan to take part by sitting around doing nothing except stroke their long faces while others say they will shuffle around feeling completely miserable and depressed.
A spokesperson for International Day of Happiness told our reporters ahead of the big day:
“Brits really know how to align themselves with a special occasion so the International Day of Happiness will pass off as just another day full of misery, torment and sheer mediocrity.”
Our reporters tried to contact Brits but were met by bad-tempered, ill-mannered lazy sods.
Business as usual, they call it.