The storm-ravaged, British Virgin Islands, are to be renamed after inhabitants engaged in a huge last-minute sex fest just hours before the islands were battered by Hurricane Irma last week.
It is believed that the islanders – who must be virgins in order to live there – decided to abandon tradition last Monday afternoon and began copulating furiously in case they lost their lives during the killer storm, which had already cut a swathe of death and destruction across neighbouring islands in the eastern Caribbean.
A spokesman for the Governor’s office told newsmen: “It is with regret that I must inform you, that following last week’s events, we have now lost the right to be known as The British Virgin Islands and that a new name will be chosen and adopted by the end of the month”
Some of the leading names put forward by Islanders thus far include: The British Spadge Islands, The Isles of Flange, and, Ashton-Under-Everybody.
Love Island was ruled out as an option in case it attracted brain dead British bimbos and half-witted male gym junkies with moisturised arse cheeks and plucked eyebrows.