British Police Patrolling Streets of Magaluf Complain of High Beer Prices

British police in Magaluf to help local force deal with rowdy Brits backfires spectacularly.
British police in Magaluf to help local force deal with rowdy Brits backfires spectacularly.

HOLIDAY NEWS—British police officers who were sent to help local Magaluf police crack down on Brit holidaymakers’ rowdy behaviour, suffered a blow yesterday after it emerged the British officers complained about rip-off beer prices and long queues to get into nightclubs, it has emerged.

British police in Magaluf to help local force deal with rowdy Brits backfires spectacularly.
British police in Magaluf to help local force deal with rowdy Brits backfires spectacularly after Brit bobbies file a host of complaints.

The move, which is said to have failed miserably, was planned to help the Magaluf police authorities cope with the influx of naughty drunken antics by young British holidaymakers.

British police officers have had to endure and suffer just some of the following:

– Inadequate sun lounge facilities

– Overcrowding at the beach

– Extremely lengthy queues to get into downstairs seedy nightclubs

– Rip-off beer prices

– Lack of pubs offering English breakfasts

– Not enough live football on SKY

– Being constantly pestered by Timeshare sales people

British police spokesperson made this statement earlier today:

“We deeply regret sending our boys in blue over to Magaluf. Our officers have endured a torrid time from flight delays, lost baggage, and having to deal with over-motivated, self-opinionated resort reps.”

Dafty News tried to contact many of the British officers in Magaluf but some were still recovering from last night’s balcony challenge party and others were still out on a marathon inflatable banana ride.

 

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