Britain to Send Troops to North Korea After Kim Jong Un Shows No Emotions to Wayne and Coleen Rooney Marital Crisis
GREAT BRITAIN has vowed to obliterate North Korea and make their Dear Leader suffer after the dictator was seen in public not giving a fuck about the latest marital drama involving cheat Wayne Rooney and his suffering wife, Coleen, it has been reported.
Reports say Kim has shown a complete lack of respect for the overrated and exceptionally mediocre celebrity couple after it emerged Wayne almost had it off with a pretty attention-seeker whilst his wife was on holiday.
A NATO spokesperson told our reporters: “There’s one thing the Brits hate more than anything and that is when you disrespect their celebrities. They go absolutely fucking bananas when you don’t show admiration or in this case, concern.”
It’s the second time this week Britain has been forced to send in troops to a far away country. In the early hours of this morning, Navy patrol ships were deployed to the Falkland Islands after it was reported millions of Argentinians were caught not celebrating Kate Middleton’s pregnancy announcement.