BREAKING: Narcissist boils own bunny

by Danny SoZ

A 32-year-old female narcissist from Whitechapel in East London has reportedly boiled her pet rabbit in a saucepan after becoming consumed by jealousy when she caught herself kissing the inside of her own wrist while watching the news on television

Tracy Dell, single and a department store manageress, then went out into the garden and seized the creature from its hutch before plunging it into a large saucepan of boiling water on the stovetop.

Ms Dell was involved in a similar incident in July last year when she sent herself a serious of poison pen letters before slapping herself hard across the face in a local branch of Lidl amid shouted accusations that she’d been masturbating behind her own back.

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