Apple Geniuses Just Really Annoying Show Offs Claims Study

Apple Geniuses Just Really Annoying Show Offs Claims Study

A NEW find by the tech world has revealed geniuses working behind many of the counters in Apple stores are actually just really annoying show-offs who will stop at nothing to demonstrate their self-important powers, it has been reported.

The discovery has stunned the industry but comes as no surprise to the millions of brainwashed and gullible Apple users.

The study, carried out by a team of highly professional tech psychologists also found 100% of Apple geniuses still live with their moms, have really weird intentions, and carry a range of school bullying issues which makes them candidates for potential serial killers.

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