Scottish football has been dealt a huge blow after Glasgow giants turn down an offer to sign Cristiano Ronaldo because ‘he’s too black’, it has emerged. “We don’t want the hassle of signing really black [continue reading]
Banking giants, Barclay’s, have announced that a recently introduced scheme to encourage customers to sign up for one of their credit cards will include free butt plugs for anyone registering for a card before May [continue reading]
There was concern in royal circles last night after Prince Harry’s future bride, Meghan Markle, told The Mail On Sunday that she’d had a likeness of leftie Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, tattooed on her [continue reading]
The recent hot spell has affected millions of radios across the country, causing them to emit ear-shattering, prolonged spells of pop music. People throughout the UK have been subjected to the cacophony of hideous din [continue reading]
A 28-year-old Whitechapel woman has told Dafty News that her husband’s constant flow of idle chit-chat during heavy petting prior to sex is infuriating beyond belief and shows “a lack of respect” Speaking to us [continue reading]
A 70-year-old Glasgow man who hasn’t owned a television set since 1972 has been secretly watching Coronation Street from his bedroom for 46 years through a pair of powerful binoculars which he trains on the [continue reading]
Schoolboy Sammy is confronted by his parents after they find some ‘untoward’ activity in his laptop’s browsing history. It’s a lesson learned but not for the young lad. The parents gain some very valuable information [continue reading]
Scottish giants Partick Thistle have signed a record deal with television company Pathé News who will screen all their league and cup ties next season, it has been revealed. The deal will cover The Jags’ [continue reading]
The team of chemical weapons inspectors who have been waiting for 3 days in Syria to be allowed into the area where a suspected chlorine gas and nerve agent attack took place have been told [continue reading]
Reports have come in that a boy, aged about 17, smiled awkwardly at a teenaged girl sitting opposite him on a train to St Pancras station when their WiFi signal dropped out as they went [continue reading]
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