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Cristiano Ronaldo too black for us says Jags boss
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Cristiano Ronaldo too black for us says Jags boss

April 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

Scottish football has been dealt a huge blow after Glasgow giants turn down an offer to sign Cristiano Ronaldo because ‘he’s too black’, it has emerged. “We don’t want the hassle of signing really black [continue reading]

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Millions of Barclaycard holders eligible for free butt plugs

April 23, 2018 Dafty News 0

Banking giants, Barclay’s, have announced that a recently introduced scheme to encourage customers to sign up for one of their credit cards will include free butt plugs for anyone registering for a card before May [continue reading]

Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo
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Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo

April 22, 2018 Dafty News 0

There was concern in royal circles last night after Prince Harry’s future bride, Meghan Markle, told The Mail On Sunday that she’d had a likeness of leftie Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, tattooed on her [continue reading]

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Mini heatwave hits radio volume controls across UK

April 21, 2018 Dafty News 0

The recent hot spell has affected millions of radios across the country, causing them to emit ear-shattering, prolonged spells of pop music. People throughout the UK have been subjected to the cacophony of hideous din [continue reading]

Local woman sick to the back teeth of husband chatting during foreplay
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Local woman sick to the back teeth of husband chatting during foreplay

April 19, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 28-year-old Whitechapel woman has told Dafty News that her husband’s constant flow of idle chit-chat during heavy petting prior to sex is infuriating beyond belief and shows “a lack of respect” Speaking to us [continue reading]

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Man who shuns television has watched every episode of Coronation Street through binoculars for almost 50 years

April 18, 2018 Dafty News 0

A 70-year-old Glasgow man who hasn’t owned a television set since 1972 has been secretly watching Coronation Street from his bedroom for 46 years through a pair of powerful binoculars which he trains on the [continue reading]

Parental Control
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Parental Control

April 18, 2018 Dafty News 0

Schoolboy Sammy is confronted by his parents after they find some ‘untoward’ activity in his laptop’s browsing history. It’s a lesson learned but not for the young lad. The parents gain some very valuable information [continue reading]

Partick Thistle's matches to be screened by Pathé News next season in bumper deal
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Partick Thistle’s matches to be screened by Pathé News next season in bumper deal

April 17, 2018 Dafty News 0

Scottish giants Partick Thistle have signed a record deal with television company Pathé News who will screen all their league and cup ties next season, it has been revealed. The deal will cover The Jags’ [continue reading]

Chemical Inspectors to be allowed into Douma 'after cleaning ladies have a had a little tidy round' say Syria
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Chemical Inspectors to be allowed into Douma ‘after cleaning ladies have a had a little tidy round’ say Syria

April 17, 2018 Dafty News 0

The team of chemical weapons inspectors who have been waiting for 3 days in Syria to be allowed into the area where a suspected chlorine gas and nerve agent attack took place have been told [continue reading]

Railway tunnel drama: Boy smiles at girl during WiFi signal interruption
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Railway tunnel drama: Boy smiles at girl during WiFi signal interruption

April 16, 2018 Dafty News 0

Reports have come in that a boy, aged about 17, smiled awkwardly at a teenaged girl sitting opposite him on a train to St Pancras station when their WiFi signal dropped out as they went [continue reading]

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Parental Control
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Parental Control

April 18, 2018 0

Schoolboy Sammy is confronted by his parents after they find some ‘untoward’ activity in his laptop’s browsing history. It’s a lesson learned but not for the young lad. The parents gain some very valuable information [continue reading]

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The C-word Trailer

March 19, 2018 0

A hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment, Alan is destined to be alone. Or is he? The ‘C’ Word sees the plight and determination of one man who’s desperate to overcome his crippling commitment issues [continue reading]

A dark trip down memory lane
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A dark trip down memory lane

January 25, 2018 0

The creative team at Chicago Rice have entered the cinema5D FUJINON 1 Minute Film Competition with a chance to win a set of 2 FUJINON MK lenses. The guys at Chicago Rice work tirelessly to [continue reading]

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